Decoy Plane We Are All On The Please Don't Remain Seated T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WE ARE ALL ON THE DECoy PLANE PLEASE DON'T REMAIN SEATED!" is emblazoned in a whimsical font, playfully highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The vintage style combines blue, red, white, and gold, evoking a sense of nostalgia while addressing a contemporary topic. This shirt cleverly invites wearers to reflect on life's unpredictability, making it a great choice for those who appreciate a good laugh about modern dilemmas. Ideal for anyone who enjoys humor mixed with a hint of irony. It works well at casual gatherings or as a quirky conversation starter among friends.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase on the shirt imply?
The phrase humorously suggests a shared experience of being on a 'decoy plane,' poking fun at life's unexpected turns and the routines we find ourselves in.
What makes this shirt's style unique?
The vintage style, combined with a playful color scheme, creates a nostalgic feel that contrasts with the contemporary message, making it visually engaging.
Who would find this shirt particularly amusing?
Those with a knack for dry humor and a love for witty commentary on life's quirks will appreciate this shirt's clever take on our shared experiences.
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