Giant Snake Emporium One Eyed Willie’s It Takes Two Hands T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"ONE EYED WILLIE'S BIGGEST SNAKE IN TOWN GIANT SNAKE EMPORIUM IT TAKES TWO HANDS" sprawls across this playful cartoon-style design. Featuring a giant snake in shades of brown, cream, black, and red, it captures the cheeky essence of classic roadside attractions. The exaggerated proportions of the snake add a humorous twist, appealing to those with a taste for quirky humor, particularly fans of tall tales and whimsical designs. This shirt is a fun way to express a love for the unconventional and odd, making it a humorous addition to any casual gathering or themed event. It’s designed for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to show it off with style.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the humor behind the design?
The humor lies in the playful exaggeration of the giant snake theme, which pokes fun at classic roadside attractions and tall tales.
How detailed is the illustration of the snake?
The cartoon style emphasizes exaggerated features of the snake, giving it a whimsical and humorous appearance that enhances the playful tone.
Who would particularly enjoy wearing this shirt?
People with a fondness for quirky humor and a taste for unusual designs will find this shirt especially appealing.
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